If I were to write a personal ad it would go something like this. I do like Pina Coladas but really I'm a bud light kind of girl. I like classical music and walks in the rain. I like picnics in the park and hikes in the mountains. I like evenings out where I can put on a dress and actually feel like a girl. I love high heeled shoes and chocolate shakes and french fries. I'd rather wear a t shirt and jeans if given the choice. I love to go out and act like a crazy person, but I also like to lay on the couch in my pajamas and watch old movies.
I love to laugh and be silly. I have a thing for dorky men. I like Mexican food a lot. I like candle lit bubble baths and back rubs. I can out lyric anyone at anytime. Don't be offended by it. I love love. It makes me happy.
Seeking someone who won't let me down.
6 comments:
For full disclosures sake... I must point out to you that you forgot CRaZy... it's CRaZy White Female. Sheesh.
True. But not the 'I'm gonna konk you in the back of the head with a stiletto and lock you in the closet' kind of crazy. The good kind of crazy.
I'm a little concerned by the specificity of the example of crazy you just provided.
I said it's the good kind of crazy. Geeez...Way to focus on the unimportant. If you aren't going to answer my ad then go away. :)
I thought I was focusing on the positives. If you aren't going to beat me with leather objects and restrain me then what's the point? Granted, your example is a little more creative than usual.
I don't condone violence in any way shape or form. With the exception of biting and hair pulling.
Oh, and when you trust a person with your heart and they treat it like crap. Then you deserve a stiletto through the eyeball. Now that's creative.
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