1. I don't like Reese's Puffs cereal.
2. Captain Morgan Tattoo is gross. It tastes exactly like Nyquil. Sick.
3. I get EXTREME pleasure watching the Avalanche get scored on. Exxxxttttrrrreeeemmmmeeee pleasure.
4. Salsa should never come from a ketchup bottle. That's just gross.
5. Richard Simmons wears sweat bands. That is all.
6. Grown men should not listen to Miley Cyrus. Ever.
7. I miss my mom. And Brenda. And Layne. A lot.
8. I have a first edition, first printing excellent condition unabridged copy of Les Miserables if anyone is interested. Stupid, thoughtful, showing up a month after the fact to remind me of what a dumb ass I am, birthday present.
9. I'm bloated and it makes my belly button ring not look cute. And that depresses me. Cause I like my belly button to look cute.
10. Sleeping alone is for sucks.
Okay...I can't decide. Here's two...
3 comments:
I happen to be of the opinion the no one should listen to Miley Cyrus, but I guess that's just me.
I miss you too.
If you can listen to Owl City then I can listen to Party in the USA. #fact
I'm a girl, Doc. I have boobs. I can do pretty much anything I want. Miley is out. Sorry.
Also, you have one son. Who I believe is not even old enough to have a fetish yet. No daughters. You don't even have that as an excuse.
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