Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Useless Knowledge...

Excessive Diarrhea: It may be the first sign of Ebola virus infection. If so, the severity of this condition will quickly escalate, and within a few days every orifice on your body will be gushing blood profusely.

I don't want to die this way.


That is all.

1 comment:

rebeldiamond said...

wow. Um... hope this isn't too soon, but can I have your shoe collection? I mean, we have similar taste and wear the same size. Plus, we have been friends for, like, ever. It's really the least you can do. Thanks. In exchange, I will totally speak at your funeral and make you sound other-worldly and magnificent. I will also nurture your children. They love me and I'ma giver, so it's really no biggie. You're totally welcome.