I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. ~ Marie Corelli
Don't even act like that isn't inspiring.
Now where the hell do I get a swearing parrot?
2 comments:
girl. u got problems.... but Ima giver so go buy a parrot and I'll train it for you. Don't even act like that's not the best deal you ever heard.
I'm not inspired.
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